Hey! Get over here! No, to your right. Not that way! Your other right! Oh geez, it seems I've lost my head again. On the one night I get to be corporeal! This was not how I intended to spend my night, chasing head. How am I supposed to scare you when I don't have my head? Of course I'm going to eat you, but I need my body to do that! Well, I could reattach them, I just need to put my head back on my shoulders. Will you help me reattach my head? Oh, now you're scared, but there's no way I can be scary when my head is rolling in the dirt. Come on, body! Over here! Just pick me up and reattach me already so we can eat this fucker. Oh fuck this, but why should I worry about losing my head when I can just eat you anyways. You're not going anywhere, and once my head's back on, it's dinner time. Go ahead and speed things up, just pick up my head, put it back on my body, and I can have my sexy form all the time.
